Another thing you could do is to get a job in catering and put something in the pilots’ food which makes them feel a bit sicky. Then buy a ticket for the plane and when the pilots donna feel well and they say “can anyone on board fly a 747?” you jump up and say, “yes, I can.” Of course, once you have done it a certain number of times then people may well start to get a bit suspicious but it should work ten or twenty goes. Or get another job which gives you experience.

Here’s one. Why not become a superman and get some flying hours under your belt that way.