Mark is a bit of a mystery to us. And probably to himself as well.

Mark has had so many jobs (and seems to have digested an entire encyclopaedia) that we suspect he may be some kind of cyborg. This might explain his insider knowledge of everything - most of which, he says, is a conspiracy of some sort.

What are your specialities on the site?
Anything tech-y, graphics, photos, smut, double entendre, bad puns.

How did you get into new media?
Via a long and convoluted process involving the blackmailing of several members of an all-male dance troupe and some small rodents - the full details of which are still covered by the Official Secrets Act.
[See what I mean about conspiracies?]

What jobs did you do prior to this one?
In no particular order:
Web designer, male escort, fortune teller, IT tutor, photographer, cracker packer, professional wrestler, funeral director and embalmer, drayman, car valetter, labourer.
[He says only two of these jobs are lies.]

What local links do you have (if any)?
Born in Carlisle - moved away twice but I've lived here for eight years now.

What do you do when not at work? (Keep it clean.)
Sit in a darkened room.
[Probably recharging his cyborg-batteries...]