Suzanne brings naïvety, pink clothes and useless academic knowledge of quantum physics to the team. Always hungry, we suspect hollow legs or a tapeworm. It's a mystery to her how she ended up in male-dominated workplaces but she seems to find it quite fun.

What are your specialities on the site?
Writing, spelling and grammar checking, smut-monitor, food supplies.

How did you get into new media?
By accident. My friend Hayley's dad found the advert for this job for me.

What jobs did you do prior to this one?
Three years slogging through a physics degree, writing educational books, Office Angel at Powergen, Camp America, Saturday girl in a corner shop, awful waitress.

What local links do you have (if any)?
I'm from Birmingham. I moved to Durham to study then worked for over a year in Broughton-in-Furness. I live in Ireleth, near Barrow.

What do you do when not at work? (Keep it clean.)
Swim, see my pals in Ulverston, cook food, eat food...